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Welcome to the Future of Fluff

At FluffCo®, we believe in pushing boundaries. Whether it's weightless cardboard, edible shoelaces, or emotional packaging solutions, our patented systems ensure maximum productivity and minimal understanding.

Founded in a garage in 1986, FluffCo has grown to become the world’s #1 supplier of unexplainable innovation. Our commitment to excellence has confused and delighted clients in over 43 countries (and one small island).

Stay tuned for exciting announcements, questionable breakthroughs, and thrilling shareholder drama.

this is a joke btw guys 😓😓😓😓😓

Executive Team

Cliff Marrow, CEO – Thinks he invented ska. Has never been to a concert.
Sandy Riffman, CTO – Still uses Winamp. Said “Tool is overrated” once and had to delete LinkedIn.
“Dennis,” CMO – Just Dennis. Constantly says he's arizing but no one knows what the hell he's talking about.

What People Are Saying

“FluffCo revolutionized the way I think about paper. It's like the uh, uh... the Deftones of office supply chains.”
– Random Reviewer, 2004

“I don’t understand what they do, but I respect the use of 'Emotion Sickness' as a hold tune.”
– Former Intern

Global Reach

We proudly operate out of:

Glendale, Tasmania
Inside an abandoned FYE in Ohio
Room 203, next to the soundproof rehearsal studio
SystemOfALegend2005. I think that's Trevor

Employee of the Month

Trevor — accidentally uploaded a System of a Down bootleg to the company drive and was immediately promoted. I didn't ask for them to promote him but fuck that i hate everything. He said he loves to kill rock n roll.

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