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The Riff Generator™
Create chaotic yet strangely catchy riffs with just a push of a button. Ideal for those days when your brain needs noise therapy.
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Invisible Coffee™
Stay energized without the mess — zero calories, zero spills, zero actual coffee.
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Time-Warp Tape™
Experience the nostalgia of analog tech with none of the rewinding hassles. Plays your memories on loop.
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Mood Swing Modulator™
Adjust your emotional output with precision — perfect for when your playlist doesn’t quite cut it.